I've known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought.

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.

The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.

The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.

God help those who do not help themselves.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

Humans could never accept the world as it was and live in it. They were always breaking it and living amongst the shattered pieces.

Things of the world are not in a ‘seed’ form

Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.

The first thing you should know is that soulmates are real. They are not just some romantic idea. We are made for one person and one person alone.

Clearly no working class movement ever came about that was able to do what Marx was hoping for.

I want to be a legend, like Celine Dion.

Why are a 'wise man' and a 'wiseguy' opposites?

You might say that certain words are only pegs to hang intonations on.

Laughter is a powerful way to tap positive emotions

Dark clouds become heaven's flowers when kissed by light.