I've learned... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

Tomorrow gets better if you get today better.

To change your way of thinking is to enjoy fulfillment of divine destiny

Life isn't black and white. It's a million gray areas, don't you find?

I consider biennial elections as a security that the sober, second thought of the people shall be law.

The press keep asking me but I will stop when I stop scoring. The problem is football is very ageist. When you reach 30, they keep talking about your age.

Fishing is a quest for knowledge and wonder as much as a pursuit of fish.

Thank heaven for startups; without them we'd never have any advances.

Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.

Peace is restrained; this is free.

I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.