I've learned... That when you're in love, it shows.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

To turn your dreams into reality, all your resources, efforts and concentration should be aligned in the same direction.

Every attempt to fix eternity is an escape from reality. I will be plaguing my days with moments and minutes. For ever is too far!

Every generation throws a hero up the pop charts.

There's nothing more haunting than the cry of a child that cannot be returned with food - the most fundamental expectation of every human being.

Please don't think me negligent or rude. I am both, in effect, of course, but please don't think me either.

Beautiful people do not just happen

Without friendship and the openness and trust that go with it, skills are barren and knowledge may become an unguided missile.

If I can finish a cartoon in 20 minutes, then that's the ideal editorial cartoon - it's to the point.

Truth is its own reward.

When people say of their tragedies, 'I don't often think of it now,' what they mean is it has entered permanently into their thoughts, and colors everything.