I've learned not to look a gift horse in the mouth. Why you would want to look any horse the mouth considering how infrequently they brush is beyond me.

Humor is basically a cognitive process. And it's a creative process not only on the part of the cartoonist but on the part of the viewer.

There is no Algorithm for Humor

While the end-of-the-world scenario will be rife with unimaginable horrors, we believe that the pre-end period will be filled with unprecedented opportunities for profit.

Im pretty adept with computers and Photoshop for my blog, and I found my style with a conversational voice and an image-ready column.

If you have any problems at all, don't hesitate to shut up.

I do find that humor helps in relationships. It certainly helps in my marriage now because I'm a very, very fallible person. And if I wasn't funny I'd be kicked right out the door.

The digital realm give cartoons and cartoonists more possibilities for exposure.

There is humor that's just whimsy, that we smile at, but the humor that we laugh at, someone has to be - someone's dignity has to be reduced.

Each cartoon needs the right amount of wrong.

There are no cartoons about happy marriages.

It was the freedom to experiment that made this experiment called Freedom possible.

I now saw, with great dismay, that what I had been carrying all this time was not a bowl but a book. This ruined everything.

Àlways remember to make it a great day.

The windows of my soul I throw Wide open to the sun.

I am tired before the concert, not afterward.

I'm not a woman. I'm a force of nature.

We’re all born idiots, and we only get over that condition as we get less young.

Consequences of acting in Donald Trump's usual egocentric, "I make the rules," way can be quite dangerous for all of us.

I was so tired of being told reasonable, practical things whenever something went wrong with my life.

It is important for you to know who you are and who you may become. It is more important than what you do, even as vital as your work is and will be.