I've learned that being a celebrity is like being a sacrificial lamb. At some point, no matter how high the pedestal that they put you on, they're going to tear you down.

People bullshit and fakeness are the main reasons why I like to be alone.

Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher.

No one ever gets tired of loving. But everyone gets tired of waiting, assuming, hearing lies, and hurting.

I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing.

I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy...

I have no friends and I never leave my house.

Some girls love to go to the airport and have 50 paparazzi on them. I go to the airport and have a mental breakdown.

I've actually stopped tinting my windows because the paparazzi look for trucks and cars with supertinted windows.

My definition of beauty is simplicity, elegance, and sensuality. I think that when a woman is in harmony with herself and remains true to her values, she will glow naturally.

Just be you. I've learned the hard way and in the end, some people are just so full of hate that no matter what you say or do, they'll always have something to say.

Your opinions about me does not change who I am. I am God’s special possession.

Because it is so hard, in any life, to believe in what you can't fully understand.

Allow beauty and sadness to touch you. This is love, not fear.

The revolution of ages may bring round the same calamities; but ages may revolve without producing a Tacitus to describe them.

I love you," he whispered. "I hope you don't mind.

I get my by any means on, whenever there's a drought get your umbrellas out because that's when I brainstorm.

There's nothing better for a comedian than adversity.

I was so brilliant in the past. Now my mind is a blank. It's so glorious to get old.

Ten years ago, if you asked me where I'd be now, I'd have said F-ing dead. But I'm not dead. I have an awesome life. And I'm just very grateful. That's the one thing I try to convey. Gratitude.

I'm very fond of the strictly visual cartoons I did when I was breaking in in the 1970's. Over time I migrated to a more verbal approach.