I've learned that hurting you feels infinitely worse than being hurt myself.

if you'e going to do something, darling, then do it all the way.

... keeping her wild-honey-and-chamomile-soaked hair from falling into her oatmeal-and-yogurt face mask

We "chicks" have munched our popcorn while romantic comedies became just comedies, and then each female protagonist got recast for Mathew McConaughey or Seth Rogan.

To all the guys who broke our hearts - we wouldn't appreciate what we have today without you.

Why can't everything be as easy as walking into H&M and putting a week's worth of clothes on a credit card?

For every woman who's ever wondered about the path not taken, Fenton and Steinke mine—with tremendous humor and insight—the mixed blessing of unexpected second chances.

Screw sharks a Transformer could be stretching up on its tippy toes and would still have a mile of cover to eat me.

As a rule, I try to steer clear of opinions pertaining to your parenting. I assume you're doing the best you can, and God bless.

We 'chicks' have munched our popcorn while romantic comedies became just comedies, and then each female protagonist got recast for Matthew McConaughey or Seth Rogan.

In the winter, the snow had become glittery fairy dust that had given all the creatures of the meadow warm clothes and a fire to help them endure the winter.

Freedom without limits is when you choose to be a Bondman for "JESUS".... Sounds funny but it is the fact as well as the Truth

You are more than just flesh and bones

Though triumphs were to generals only due, crowns were reserved to grace the soldiers too.

No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs can be entirely good for the soul.

There's not a person in Virginia won't try to sell you a horse. It's in 'em.

She who laughs last may not invariably laugh best, but she does laugh.

No matter what politicians promise, Social Security reform will not change the fact that your money is taken from your paycheck and sent to Washington, where it will be spent.

I could lose myself forever in that dark hair and those sweet love handles.

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one.