I've learned... that just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

At the end of the life you have to live your day alone and vice-versa.

The success combination in business is: Do what you do better and do more of what you do.

The golden rule for every business man is this: 'Put yourself in your customer's place.'

It's easier to live with disappointment than regret.

Disneyland's a mess. And it's not just the measles. Donald Duck has bird flu. Pocahontas has small pox. The Little Mermaid has crabs. And the Monorail? Mono.

Integrity is the most valuable and respected quality of leadership. Always keep your word.

Intelligence is called the world's second oldest profession for a reason. Everyone does it.

Reverence the gods, and help men. Short is life.

The Olympics is about showing what you've done with your life, your dream as an athlete and sharing that with the World.

Art is our weapon. Culture is a form of resistance.