I've learned... that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

She poured her heart into the song and filled it with everything she felt

But then you left exactly how all the sad songs said you would

I love working with different musicians in the studio, that's a real joy working with someone for the first time.

I know a lot of wealthy people that have never been audited.

Reconciliation with our enemies is simply a desire to better our condition, a weariness of war, or the fear of some unlucky thing from occurring.

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

I think Oz is the type of show that makes you turn away in fear and in horror, so for a television show, thats pretty intense.

The Word of God has a supernatural edge with which a million-dollar budget can never compete.

As women, we need to embrace our bodies and be confident with who we are.

If mankind had wished for what is right, they might have had it long ago.