I've learned to accept birth and death . . . but sometimes I still worry about what lies between.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

Happiness often relies on one character trait: self-discipline.

Creating a decent pop song is a challenge - and occasionally, once in every decade - it's kind of fun to do that.

I miss smoking (two to four packs a day) but I don't miss the crackle in my lungs when I breathed.

Then I break a glass and I slit my very innermost thigh so that I can pretend that I'm menstru--- well, unavailable.

To be always in a state of wonder is a kind of sensitivity that can sometimes be an extraordinary blessing and sometimes a real pain.

It's the good loser who finally loses out.

I think that if you're a thinking person you should always be trying to learn something new.

What you discover about life’s shell game is that it’s hardest to follow the pea when you’re the pea.

The constant variety is the most interesting part of my job.

A Christian is one who stops working to be saved, not one who stops working!