I've learned to deal with stress much better now, things don't bother me in the way that they once used to.

If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.

The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to death pop star wannabes.

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't.

Work hard, be patient, and be a sponge while learning your business. Learn how to take criticism. Follow your gut instincts and don't compromise.

I'd say the most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand...

I think you have to judge everything based on your personal taste. And if that means being critical, so be it. I hate political correctness. I absolutely loathe it.

That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinarily bad.

I want people to understand that from the minute Lady Gaga arrived, she created a new set of rules: being different is good; embrace it.

Not everybody is perfect, and I don't think we should be looking for perfect people.

The best way to kill someone is from the inside, by crushing their hopes and dreams.

The smallest grain of natural honesty and benevolence has more effect on men’s conduct, than the most pompous views suggested by theological theories and systems.

Anyone who believes what a cat tells him deserves all he gets.

Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.

I'd rather play jazz, I hate rock and roll.

You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.

Be who you were born to be - it's what living things do.

The Incredibles was the best movie ever made. Ever. Made. BSTL.

If you want to be the best, find the best in others.

The secret to enjoying life is to take an interest in it.

Unmissed but by his dogs and by his groom.