I've loved the Internet space in terms of creative content control and ownership, the things I haven't had since I started as a stand-up comedian.

How do you stand out? Just find your point-of-view.

If you're not creating, you're waiting.

And Barry Levinson is insanely funny. I don't know if you know this, not everyone does, but he and Craig T. Nelson were a comedy team back in the coffeehouse days of the late '60s.

I think it's important that your first film be your worst film, that one's life trajectory should go up.

If I have anything to offer as an actor, it's only my ability to make the person real.

As rewarding as a good film role can be, there is just nothing like getting up on a stage and taking an audience for a ride.

I am completely and utterly hooked to all the great shows on A&E and Court TV that are about small town murder.

I would like to be the air that inhabits you for a moment only. I would like to be that unnoticed and that necessary.

Passion creates, addiction consumes.

Mistakes are often the best teachers.

Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.

Not to him who is offensive to us are we most unfair, but to him who doth not concern us at all.

I have written much less than most people who write; I have drunk much more than most people who drink.

To be the best, I had to work harder than everyone else.

I think that thing about the destruction of the world is there all the time, it's there every day when we look out the window.

We fool ourselves into thinking that the spreadsheets that capture our financial projections are something different than what they are.

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'