I've made a lot of mistakes. I've bonded with some people who use you, and some people that take advantage of you.

I have never understood the Iowa caucus.

I remind myself every morning: Nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening.

i never learned anything while i was talking.

There is nothing in your destiny, nothing in your future that you cannot accomplish.

I'm the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam.

Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves.

The names are bigger, the show is worldwide, but I get a royal pass into life in the broadcasting business.

You cannot talk to people successfully if they think you are not interested in what they have to say or you have no respect for them.

Anonymous sources are to journalism what silicon enhancements are to the feminine figure; they look impressive to the gullible, but something doesn't feel right.

The secret of success is an absolute ungovernable curiosity.

I cannot say whether things will get better if we change

Life is spiritual!

If I don't see the reason of someone being my friend, chances are, we are just floating and I need a ship to set sail.

Think goal setting is too laborious and time wasting? Try the goalless life and your regret will be unpardonably regrettable

You must understand, that for a daughter to protect her father's image is natural; Freud built a whole career around it.

Democracy is a request from a War Board, in the middle of a morning in the middle of a war, wanting to know what democracy is.

If you want to relate to a certain audience or generation, you have to speak their language. I truly believe that.

If you want to find guys with small penises, go to the Hummer dealership.

Sometimes you learn about the personality of your favorite artist, and you like their art a little less, because it doesn't jibe with what you had envisioned.

I took a job in a comedy club - not doing stand-up comedy, because that's my idea of hell, but in the office - and I went traveling.