I've matured, maybe, but not grown up.

Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today.

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump

Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.

Punk rock has become another viable art form. It always was. But now it's like everyone's doing it.

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.

I'm a drummer. I can count to four and repeat.

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.

I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.

We want greatness, but we prefer it tamed and on a leash short enough for us to control it, yet long enough to allow it to retain some remote yet diminished flavor of greatness.

Be careful how you think, everything starts from your choice, think tripple before you do something...Triple is sign for luck....

Coming in solemn beauty like slow old tunes of Spain.

I guess I could have a couple of secrets.

People are disturbed not by things but by the view they take of them. They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.

Fasting gives your body time to heal itself. It relieves nervousness and tension and gives your digestive system a rest.

To be a liberal one doesn't have to be a wastrel.

The fact is, that civilization requires slaves. Unless there are slaves to do the ugly, horrible, uninteresting work, culture and contemplation become almost impossible.

Empathy takes time, and efficiency is for things, not people.

I say the whole earth and all the stars in the sky are for religion's sake.