I've met a lot of rock stars when they come to The Simpsons, and almost every one of them I get really freaked out.

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman.

It's not really difficult to go from one voice into the next. It's like asking you to sing a line of Happy Birthday and then Goodnight Irene - assuming you know the words to both those songs

Godzilla's a monster for the '90s. He's been working out.

When you become deeply involved with someone, their problems become yours, and vice versa. It's family.

I guess I'm used to seeing actors, but rock musicians still hold a special magic for me.

I was hedging my bets by the time I got to college. I was interested in drama and journalism and psychology.

There's no experience like on-the-job training.

[Kids] are just like annoying short people

You never know who's going to kill you until you meet them.

Once someone is in your family orbit, there's a mutual responsibility, and whatever happens to them happens to you.

Worry is a down payment on a problem you may never have

What cannot be done today, will not be done tomorrow. We will find bigger excuses!

Men... be the man of your home.. Love your family and protect your wives... so at the end of the day... it wont matter if you live in a cardboard box... the love between you will always be enough.

As a music supervisor, you learn to embrace the best of every genre, and I really have to say there's nothing that I'm embarrassed of.

Creation which cannot express itself becomes madness.

Just because you're a different size doesn't mean you're sitting on the couch eating bonbons all day long watching TV.

Agents need to be free to pursue investigations in ways that they haven't. There have been restraints that a reformed FBI needs to make sure we don't impose.

I witnessed a lot of violence, and I found myself asking the question: Do you ever use violence to try to bring about political change?

Rascality has limits; stupidity has not.

I like women who can throw a ball and laugh loud and have some spine, and I like men who don't mind cooking dinner.