I've nailed more women than I could count... at least I think they were women

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream.

Living in the moment, thinking about the future, and staying connected to the past: That's what makes me feel whole.

If you let society and your peers define who you are, you're the less for it.

In my wildest dreams, I could not have imagined a sweeter life.

My best pick-up line is "My name is Hugh Hefner."

I'm never going to grow up. Staying young is what it is all about for me.

Several girlfriends are easier to handle than one wife.

I don't have dinner parties - I eat my dinner in bed.

I would like to think that I will be remembered as someone who had some positive impact on the sociosexual values of his time. And I think I'm secure and happy in that.

It's good to be selfish. But not so self-centered that you never listen to other people.

She was still there inside me now, just as she always was: a life put on hold, a memory I didn't know how to handle.

The prickly thorn often bears soft roses.

Reasoning is never, like poetry, judged from the outside at all.

The truth is paradoxical to the extent of being exactly contrary to the usual perception.

The dream is already ended and we're already awake in the golden eternity.

The one thing that flies in the face of all human history and experience, is that the government can do a superior job than the private sector.

It is justice, not charity, that is wanting in the world.

I was ready to die but give my consent never. Never, never.

An ex-wife is a woman with a crick in the neck from looking back over her shoulder at her matrimony.

As the purse is emptied, the heart is filled.