I've never been no superficial cat.

When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.

Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.

Whatever success I've had, I always like to top it.

You can't change what happened. Just like you can't change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving.

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take 'em.

I'm not afraid to fail. Sometimes when you lose, you win. Sometimes when you win, you lose.

I can't build myself by beating somebody down.

Suffering is a good teacher. It keeps you in its grip until you've learned your lesson.

If you mess something up, remember who got you there. Don't be pointing fingers, even if finger-pointing is called for. Only one you got to blame is your own self.

You know you poor when you eatin' breakfast food late. You fryin' toast? At nine o'clock at night? With bacon? You're broke.

When the flower blooms, the bees come uninvited.

I grew up thinking that if I wanted to go be prime minister, I could.

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.

If were were in a film, the villain would turn out to be the least-expected person. But as we aren't in a film, I'd go for the character who tried to strangle you.

Do I need to ease up on the psychedelics, or did LP just recall one of her past lives unprompted at the most crucial juncture ever?

The deepest spiritual truths are always unutterable.

Keep a secure home base.

Why should a city be mandated to do something by the federal government or state government without the money to do it?

You can't look at the competition and say you're going to do it better. You have to look at the competition and say you're going to do it differently.

I'll be there for you, as long as it works for me. I play a game, its called insincerity.