I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm fine.

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

You can't fix stupid.

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.

The next time you have a thought... let it go.

Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!

What God knows about me is more important than what others think about me.

This is what happens when you look back to happiness, this pain, this heart-break, this discontent

I will find comfort in the rhythm of the sea.

The eyes of that species of extinct giant, whose bones fill the mounds of America, have gazed on Niagara as our eyes do now.

Man is a little bit better than his reputation, and a little bit worse

When something needs to be done in the world to rectify the wrongs, if one is really concerned with benefiting others, one needs to be engaged, involved. This is action out of compassion.

Is there some truth out there? Yes. Is there a lot of falsehood out there? Absolutely.

Play before you get good, because by the time you get good, you're too old to play

I like roses best. But they bloom in all four seasons. I wonder if people who like roses best have to die four times over again.

If a man coaches himself, then he has only himself to blame when he is beaten.