I've never been pregnant, so I just feel God didn't mean for me to have kids so that everybody else's children could be mine.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

You can choose to be mad in a negative way where it fuels you to do mean, hateful things, or you can let your madness fuel your art and channel it in a positive way.

Investing isn't about beating others at their game. It's about controlling yourself at your own game.

I do have a lucky pair of underwear.

In this time of recession, it is the time for invention. Did you know both the telephone and the automobile were invented during recessions? So was 'talking dirty.'

Sure. Some of the reviews have been very flattering, but the series is not finished yet. The end needs to be as strong as the beginning.

Manic depression's touching my soul. I know what I want, but I just don't know how to go about getting it.

When you think something is cool already, it's okay to put in an honest day's work.

Thanks to their decreased brainpower, people aren't diverted from the main business of life by the hobgoblins of opinion anymore.

If you truly dwell within Acceptance, you are wityout two things-Expectations and Disappointments.

It's not so hard to become the best painter in Canada... The rest just quits!