I've never been starstruck but I may have wanted to strike a star once or twice.

I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

The best things in life are . . . Annoying.

I've lived nine lives . . . And this is the worst.

I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring."

I had peanut butter once. It was awful.

Don't let the world . . . Cheer you up.

I stay out of the sunshine and away from people as much as possible.

It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it.

[Being a celebrity] In a word, it's terrible. In two words...Really terrible.

I wouldn't want to disappoint my fans by doing anything exciting. You've got to stay true to your roots.

I always think that if I'm with somebody, they're better than me. That's why I love them. They're amazing.

I can see the humor in just about any situation. After I lost my dad, I realized that none of us should take things too seriously, because everything except death works itself out.

I'm very intolerant and I get fed up with people easily.

If you need to bring in a business partner, make sure your partner brings along some money.

To paint a mass simple and big you must keep out all the lights and darks that do not belong to its general value.

When you have caught the rhythm of Africa, you find out that it is the same in all her music.

For as long as I can remember, I've always been interested in issues of social justice, political freedom, and civil rights.

I don't like the word soon because you don't know when it's going to sneak up on you and turn into NOW. Or maybe it'll be the kind of soon that never happens.

Self-sacrifice is essential to leadership. You will give, give all the time.

The breath, prayers, and libido of the fingertip must somehow be transferred to the neutral indifference of the key.