I've never been to New Zealand, but I can imagine it's beautiful. I don't know much about New Zealand... but I do know that I did watch 'Lord Of The Rings' so it looks really pretty.

You don't always get the waterfall shortcut in Mario Kart. That's life.

Sometimes you gotta look yourself in the mirror and say, 'You are the prettiest princess in all the land.' I do it once a week.

Do what makes you happy, think later.

Life's too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn't treat you right.

Life is like Candyland, there are many paths to take, sometimes you run into Lord Licorice but the end will always be Candy Castle.

Do what you feel is right and back yourself up. Live the life you want to live.

I am the kind of dude that would go to your seventh grade class and sit at the back of the classroom and stare at all your butts.

What I do know is, I never plan on growing up inside.

Don't get stressed over the little things and make sure you're enjoying life to the fullest.

Hey Bieber, I had the initials JB first.. Where's my 15%?

We live in a thought-suggestive Universe. The sky’s the limit. Believe and you’ll receive.

Worse than madness. Sanity.

The only one who can make two wrongs equal a right, is He who works all things together!" HS/el

Writers obviously have to bear witness to the harsh face of the age.

I had a 'Mr. Smith Goes to Washington' experience as governor.

The exit polls suggest that after a relatively disappointing first term, Obama managed to reassemble almost all of his 2008 electorate.

It's like scarlet fever: one has to get it over." "Then one should invent a way of inoculating love, like vaccination.

Virtue has never been as respectable as money.

George Wendt is a saint. And one of the finest American actors that we have.

Healthy parakeets have the nervous energy of tennis players.