I've never been to heaven and, thinking back on my life, I probably won't get a chance to go. I guess the Masters is as close as I'm going to get.

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

I might not come home with hardware, but I'm winning.

Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.

The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.

I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there.

Life is not a bowl full of cherries, there's good and bad stuff.

Because you pray after you play.

You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up.

I accept the fact that I'm going to miss it sometimes. I just hope I miss it where I can find it.

Every shot makes someone happy.

It's Okay to Play or Work Alone in the Information Age But If We Must Make Headway in this Transformation Age, Collaboration is the Way to Go.

Quotation is the highest compliment you can pay an author.

Purple lipstick? Naw, that looks stupid on all girls!

Life is too short because we die.

You have an obligation to challenge your fans and your viewers.

I don't consider this younger generation to be lost, quite the opposite, they must continue. It is up to them. The old political system no longer functions.

We would like to get to a point in our society where people really are colorblind and this message would not have to be told anymore. Unfortunately, we're not there yet.

Free markets are based on the free circulation of labor. If you don't have free circulation of labor, you don't have free markets.

The fear of war is worse than war itself.

American journalists and politicians made a perfect spectacle of themselves in discussing the Abu Ghraib prison controversy.