I've never had food in my fridge. All I have in my fridge is one shelf of Canada Dry ginger ale, Diet Cokes on the next shelf, and ZeroWater on the next shelf. That is it.

I didn't invent the word "selfie," but I took tons of Polaroids of myself.

I'd never let anybody share dessert with me or even have a taste.

The terrible thing about sunlight is it shows the dirt.

It's easier to eat nothing than to eat something.

I'm a real conservative. I never became a hippie, or a groupie. I never wore flowers in my hair.

I've never been a pizza eater. I don't like to hold it and fold it and always burn the roof of my mouth. I hate having greasy fingers.

TV has gotten so boring that the only thing I watch is the news.

I can't stand cell phones and I don't know one single thing about the computer. I have a friend come that lives in my building to check if I have emails. I don't even know what to google.

I watch news from the minute I wake up till 11. Then I switch to Charlie Rose. Fox News all the way.

I just think the Kardashians are just so cheap!

Forgiveness is a practiced and fervrent process".~R. Alan Woods [2012]

I wanted to beat the heck out of the JV guys for that, except I wouldn't know what to do in a fistfight without a manual.

The horror genre is my personal favorite. But then again, I was the kid who read coroner books for fun.

One cannot fall in love, really; one has to be in love.

A state of temperance, sobriety and justice without devotion is a cold, lifeless, insipid condition of virtue, and is rather to be styled philosophy than religion.

He who speaks the truth must keep one foot in the stirrup.

It's what I'll be singing in the morning. It won't be God Save the Ruddy King or All Things bleeding Bright and Beautiful. It'll be Orange and Lemons for Big Joe, for all of us.

Most men are rich in borrowed sufficiency: a man may very well say a good thing, give a good answer, cite a good sentence, without at all seeing the force of either the one or the other.

I worked a great deal then, as you can only do on a set theme, absolved from the obligation to find a new fact, a new subject every day.

The world's not going to wait for you. If you have an idea, put some effort behind it and get it out there.