I've never had guys sit me down and say this is what you've got to do. It's my personality that makes me one of a kind, and I believe that.

Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.

I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game.

Some people say funny things - but I say things funny.

I may not hate all of the people all of the time, but I hate all of them some of the time, and I hate some of them all of the time.

The New York Federal Reserve is a tool of the big banks.

Everything changes. The more I try to hold on to the moment, the more it slips through my fingers.

Good friends are hard to find and impossible to forget.

I had to watch government fail for 25 years doing consumer reporting before I really saw it because intuitively, the reaction is problem, bring government and government will make it better.

Don't hide yourself in regret, Just love yourself and you're set I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way

Sometimes in my tent, late at night, I think I can hear the stars scraping against the sky.

Freud "interpreted" dreams by treating them as intellectual riddles whose details, once processed through free association, exposed hidden wishes.

When the person beside you is making you alert and keen and the idea of being with anyone else is not imaginable.

An uncontrolled sense of humor is often costly in business.