I've never had the experience of being edited and never will.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Instead of dwelling on that pain within, reach out to someone else's pain.

It's just incrediable if I play a game, I think don't I?If I watch a film, I just finish a book...

Please do not ask me to talk about my divorce. Mr. Ziegfeld and I are such very good friends. It is only a little matter quite between ourselves.

Security is a process, not a product.

I think in places like Pennsylvania, there's folks who want our next president to talk like a hawk, but fly like a dove.

I used to think when I was in the Go-Go's that we were as wild as any of the boy bands.

I will still carry on changing all the time.

I've played the clarinet since I was a kid. I love to sing, but I'm not much of a singer. Let's say that when it comes to vocalizing, I have the soul of Billy Bigelow but the voice of Jigger Cragan.

All succeeds with people who are sweet and cheerful.

It takes two people to make you, and one people to die. That's how the world is going to end.