I've never known an auctioneer to lie unless it was absolutely necessary.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

The hot desert to be their home, evil is their air.

I want to reach back into my history with a grade-school pink eraser, scrubbing away my decisions like mistakes on a math test. Too bad I drew my mistakes in ink.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Religion and art spring from the same root and are close kin. Economics and art are strangers.

Darkness dwells within even the best of us. In the worst of us, darkness not only dwells but reigns.

In essence, I'm a sophisticated cotton picker.

I only hope those rumors I hear about what goes on in prison are greatly exaggerated.

Further march of civilization seems to employ increasing domination of man over beast, together with a growingly humane method of using them.

Something brought you here. Trust that it will satisfy its own intention to take you Home.

If you say it was the "last" time, it might well turn out to be the last. What you meant was "the most recent time I was here".