I've never looked ahead very much in my life. I've never had any grand plan from the outset. I had no burning ambition to do what I do

As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

I used to dress up and impersonate our next-door neighbor, Miss Cox. She wore rubber boots, a wool hat, and her nose always dripped.

I don't see myself as a stand-up comic doing cynical, mean-spirited or disrespectful stuff. I'm very aware that I don't like to disrespect people too much.

As you get older, you realize it's work. It's that fine line between love and companionship. But passionate love? I'd love to know how to make that last.

As soon as you find the key to success, somebody always changes the lock.

It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.

I love John Waters. There's stuff in it that's beyond the boundaries of my taste, but his movies have always been like that.

I loved the late Gilda Radner. I love Carol Burnett and Lily Tomlin.

I think serial monogamy says it all.

Personally, I think any more than two or three kids is not a family, it's a litter.

Romance is like maintaining a car. If you do a good job of it, you will always have a dependable quiet ride.

Skulduggery stood among the ruins of what had once been a sofa. Valkyrie raised an ey

Sometimes the hardest thing within doing something challenging is deciding to commit to do it.

When I was a kid, the only way I saw movies was from the back seat of my family's car at the drive-in.

I know what it's like to struggle and to have those concerns that all mothers have.

Ignorance is ugly and is the result of a lack of education. Help change that by spreading knowledge, positivity, & love for your fellow man.

Morale is the state of mind. It is steadfastness and courage and hope. It is confidence and zeal and loyalty. It is élan, esprit de corps and determination.

Turn the paper. A piece looks better if every mark is not made while the surface is in the same orientation.

This is the man (Ronald Reagan) who proved that ignorance is no handicap to the presidency

Writers tend to consider distinction and originality as virtues, but they are anathema to publishers.