I've never made any horrible, horrible movies. If you don't ruin your reputation, you can always get work.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow.

Fashion is like a fruit, you couldn't eat it a day before and you can't eat it a day after; it's just about today

I will keep America moving forward, always forward, for a better America, for an endless enduring dream and a thousand Points of Light. This is my mission, and I will complete it.

Wine is a cunning wrestler.

I take a cliche and try to organize its forms to make it monumental. The difference is often not great, but it is crucial.

I think there is some misunderstandin g that has been going around as everybody wants to support me. But, still I'd like to thank all my fans for loving me so much.

You may be surprised to know that growing up, I wanted to be a writer of children's books.

I want to be a monster too

So my degree was in political science, which I think was - the closest I could come to marketing is politics.

If you have the FAITH to believe it, you have the POWER to conceive it!