I've never met a man I didn't mutilate.

I'm not different for the sake of being different, only for the desperate sake of being myself. I can't join your gang: you'd think I was a phony and I'd know it.

A pale sun poked impudent marmalade fingers through the grizzled lattice glass, and sent the shadows scurrying, like convent girls menaced by a tramp.

If I had all the money I've spent on drink — I'd spend it on drink.

If you are normal, I intend to be a freak for the rest of my life.

I don't know what I want, but I want it NOW!

Five years ago I was a four-stone apology — today I am two separate gorillas.

Fear is the root of all courage.

Do you know what a Palmist once said to me? She said: will you let go!

Why can't I be different and unusual... like everyone else?

If you see something you don't understand, smash it.

If you use the term 'over-exaggerate, ' you know the definition neither of 'exaggerate' nor of 'over.

Redemption came as a wave of relief, but then it followed with a burden.

Someone should have warned me about love's dark underbelly, about the rejection and despair.

The best life is the one in which the creative impulses play the largest part and the possessive impulses the smallest.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

I also write plays, so I understand the writers mind, and how obsessed you can get writing.

I think it's always wrong of writers to make too much of the pains of their labors, because most people have much worse jobs and suffer such indignities and hardships.

I don't see life as an opportunity to see how far you can go in the pursuit of pain, although I think I've challenged it a bit.

The ultimate promise of technology is to make us master of a world that we command by the push of a button.