I've never met a problem a proper cupcake couldn't fix.

See, some people politely encourage their tone-deaf friends to sing. Some people even convince them to go on live television and audition for national competitions. But me? I am not that friend.

Mom asked for a cupcake miracle? Well, here comes the freaking holy angel of icing, at your service. --

I'm not sure if you even want me around or if you just feel sorry for me. I'm not sure of anything.

Have some carrots. They're good for your eyes.""Then you have some fries. They're good for your... I don't know. They're just good.

Would 'sorry' have made any difference? Does it ever? It's just a word. One word against a thousand actions.

A writer is never alone, he is always with himself

One's nature is like a mountain

On the off-chance you won't live forever, maybe you should try being happy now.

Many people die long before their departure date, Through ignorance of living a life they never wanted to be apart of but are to scared to change.

Let America first praise mediocrity even, in her children, before she praises... the best excellence in the children of any other land.

How long will I love you? As long as stars are above you, And longer if I may

I think I might like to try film again just as an experiment, but I know that I could never do the mainstream thing again.

I always used to say when I was on television that I prefer to be on stage and when on stage I prefer to do television. Typical human condition.

You read stuff about yourself and you think, My God, where are these people coming up with these things? Why am I the one that they're picking on?

In Deism our reason and our belief are happily united.