I've never really had time for romantic relationships. I have much more important things to worry about, like saving the world from zombies.

It's more useful to have someone fear you than respect you.

You can't take highways during the apocalypse, because they'll be packed with panicky people.

Everyone should be comfy during the apocalypse.

Few things are as painful as the unfulfilled desire to be near to another you love.

The Christian "doctrines" are translations into our concepts and ideas of that which God has already expressed in language more adequate, namely the actual incarnation, crucifixion, and resurrection

When a coward sees a man he can beat he becomes hungry for a fight.

I feel like I'm so normal. So normal it's boring.

On the fields of friendly strife are sown the seeds that on other days, on other fields will bear the fruits of victory.

You should name him Fezzik." "Inconceivable.

The critical question is not whether you'll have luck, but what you do with the luck that you get.

I'm a damaged person, but I have hope and a will to not give up.

Vehicular traffic is completely forbidden in the green strips, where tranquility shall reign and the curse of noise shall not penetrate.

We're all the harshest judges of ourselves.