I've never really liked the Yanks. ... You can't trust people who pick up the ball all the time when they play football.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Receptive prayer is one of the most powerful weapons against spiritual u-turns.

My body screams to stride over to her, wrap my arms around her waist, kiss her until she’s drunk on me and slowly remove every article of clothing on her body.

The pig was soon dissected and its blood filled the bucket in the bottom of which a patch of sky was reflected darkly. It had surrendered to the vortex of life and his breathing.

In a competitive crowded world market, it's the well positioned brands that Stands Out!

One may understand the cosmos but never the ego the self is more distant than any star.

The more souls who resonate together, the greater the intensity of their love... and, mirror-like... each soul reflects the other.

Look at all the conflict between tribes, nations, and religions. They need their enemies, because they provide the sense of separateness on which their collective egoic identity depends.

From an early age I've written songs and played the piano.

I think in a way, what it is to be human is to transcend our boundaries. That is the human story.

An awful lot of successful technology companies ended up being in a slightly different market than they started out in.