I've never said flange to a monkey!

Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so just her head's showing and gone 'Philip, look at me! I'm a stamp!'

Music's the best thing we do as humans, isn't it? Music, I mean you flail your limbs, make you move in a way you don't understand. Or it can make you weep like a sailor's wife staring at a storm.

I lived with a guy who had OCD and I used to put Rice Krispies in his slippers before I went out. He went mental, but not before he counted them all.

Are you recycling? Are you!? You just killed a polar bear! YOU!

Kids did really well in their A levels, how do we respond? 'A Levels are getting easier, in my day you had to do fifty questions in a minute, if you got one wrong, they killed your dad!

Inner child, what do you suggest? 'I WANT A TREEHOUSE!' Anything else to add? 'FARTY NOISE UNDER THE ARM!'

The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net.

'Come back here, I'm a police officer!' and I shouted back 'No you're not! You're a monster!'

When you're three, you're into custard, and jumping.

From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 - stop humping the toaster!

Without awareness of bodily feeling and attitude, a person becomes split into a disembodied spirit and a disenchanted body.

Common sense is genius in homespun.

Nature knows no calendar, the seasons move in a circle.

What I really want from Music: That it be cheerful and profound like an afternoon in October.

Somehow even tragedies seem less tragical, when you are the actors in them, than they look to outsiders

Life is real! Life is earnest! And the grave is not its goal; Dust thou art, to dust returnest, Was not spoken of the soul.

Every time an Oscar is given out, an agent gets his wings.

If the value of human was given by others, so there is no valuable person in this world.

It has been difficult to hold onto many paintings but I have retained a few.

Men may be way behind in creating choices for themselves, but have actually been quiet supporters of the choices women want for themselves.