I've never seen a game like this. Every game this year has been like this.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

Art is my Life.

Stars are born out of dark moments.

Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.

Better to die on your feet than live on your knees.

The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but it is still nonsense.

Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep.

What hurts me most is poverty, and that's what led me to become a rebel.

The world leaves no track in space, and the greatest action of man no mark in the vast idea.

The American revolutionaries believed in the power of the word. But they had only word of mouth and the printing press. We have the Internet.

Avoid, as you would the plague, a clergyman who is also a man of business.