I've never seen electricity, that's why I don't pay for it

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

This is life...by all means necessary

Happiness is there where wants and needs are small, but the desire to give is big.

Don't restrain yourself to mundaneness. You're subject to consciousness that makes you more than animalistic.

Just as we know when we strike a metaphorical nerve with someone, we also know when we tap into what inspires them.

I'm financially ugly.

High performance leaders create an inspiring future by connecting with a classic and honorable past.

Passionate intensity may serve as a substitute for confidence.

We all have to recognise - no matter how great our strength - that we must deny ourselves the licence to do always as we please.

My wife and I really enjoy a glass of red wine. We're too old to drink cheap wine, and we don't.

Uge, save me from the sauce of their loveyness-raso Forest Born