I've never seen the Kardashians; I'm not sure who they are. But I know a lot about them because it's impossible not to.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.

As a general rule, in the world of magic, the most successful magician is the one who has enough patience to keep the secrets of his original magic effects.

True, but Little Sister is patient and she's always watching.

What sets the market price for a product or a service? The demand

This was the year he rode the subway to the ends of the city, two hundred miles of track.

I was spoiled by theater, where there is no editor.

England...the greatest and the most glorious and beautiful land on earth.

The world is weary of hate. We see the fatigue overcoming the Western nations.

True ministry isn't just 'cut and paste,' it has to be birthed from the inside out.

It takes a lot of good songs to write a great song!