I've never thought of PHP as more than a simple tool to solve problems.

PHP is about as exciting as your toothbrush. You use it every day, it does the job, it is a simple tool, so what? Who would want to read about toothbrushes?

PHP is rarely the bottleneck.

For all the folks getting excited about my quotes. Here is another - Yes, I am a terrible coder, but I am probably still better than you :)

I don't like programming. It's tedious.

When the world becomes standard, I will start caring about standards.

There are people who actually like programming. I dont understand why they like programming.

I actually hate programming, but I love solving problems.

Ugly problems often require ugly solutions. Solving an ugly problem in a pure manner is bloody hard.

Mental anguish always results from the avoidance of legitimate suffering.

Aren't we all in varying degrees, captives in our own personal prisons, bound by our limiting habits?

I really don't know anything else because my brothers were famous when I was two years old. So I know nothing else, no other life.

When it comes to crime, the violent crime rate in America has been lowered during my presidency and any time in the last three, four decades.

I know Italians and I like them. A lot of my father's best friends were Italians.

I would like to work with Pat [ Leonard] in any capacity. I would love to hear his versions.

We don't want emotion handed to us - that's not emotion. You have to build and come from the reader's soul.

The English were relatively short in the mid-nineteenth century and so their expeditions return with stories some exaggerated, not doubt about "giants" who lived in other parts of the world.

I worship impersonal Nature, which is neither "good" or "bad", and who knows neither love nor hatred.

All our life, so far as it has definite form, is but a mass of habits.