I've never told anybody this, so I don't know if maybe you shouldn't print it, but I've made plans. I'm only going to continue doing this for another 25 years.

Women should be all dressed in white like all the other domestic appliances.

Forget what others whisper in your ears. Most of that is pure rubbish that obstructs the view to what really is important. Always make your own decisions. That is what makes us human.

Anyone who doesn't speak English isn't worth speaking to

If you say 'Good Morning' in America and it's five past twelve you end up with a lawsuit.

If you're going to take the attitude, I don't think it will work, you will never do anything.

I'd rather get to the 70-year-old guy who's got plenty of cash.

You have to hope that your opponents are unlucky. Never only rely on your own luck.

Don't forget I started looking at China a long time before any of those races happened. I always thought go east, not west.

[Donald] Trump would want to cosy up to him for sure, and he'd be right to do that. Which would be good for the world.

I have earned the money and changed the nappies!

Reality is what resists.

I must write the book out in my head now, before I sit down.

I believe death is only a door. One closes, and another opens. If I were to imagine heaven, I would imagine a door opening. And he would be waiting for me there.

In order not to cut out a large part of one's private life, the creative work should not swallow up every other form of self-expression. But that is the most complicated thing.

It is not until you have the courage to engage in human relationships that you grow.

Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache.

I abhor vivisection with my whole soul. All the scientific discoveries stained with innocent blood I count as of no consequence.

We all have two lives. The one we are given and the one we create.

Long live the car crash hearts Cry on the couch all the poets come to life Fix me in 45

No matter how much you screw up your own life by the wrong decisions that you make, it's never too late to do the right thing and change your ways and you can teach old dogs new tricks.