I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.

A man who wants to make a relationship work will move mountains to keep the woman he loves

If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.

Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you

We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.

Don't you want the guy who'll forget about all the other things in his life before he forgets about you?

Let's call cheating what it is: a complete betrayal of trust.

Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.

It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that have to announce that I ate kale and liked it.

The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion!

Alone also means available for someone outstanding.

She didn't see it because when it came to love, she saw what she wanted to see.

The cool, lithe, cynical, and unconquered lord of the housetops.

The only way to learn strong faith is to endure great trials.

I’m living now in my reward.

My mother is Italian and my dad's Irish. In my family, we're expressive. Nobody holds back.

I've done my bit for motion pictures-I've stopped making them.

Access to science is greater than ever before. There are more vehicles out there that grant the public access to science. Not to mention the Internet.

I always tell what I believe. Whether it's true, I'm no more sure than any man.

The heart surrenders everything to the moment. The mind judges and holds back.

The Lord is a shoving leopard.