I've never understood people who just go out for one drink. Once I have one drink, I want all the drinks.

You can't ever get too much of Paris.

Random acts of kindness show that even amidst the hustle and bustle, Paris inhabitants are more welcoming that their reputation gives them credit for.

I was supposed to stay for 3 months. But I think I always knew I would stay a little longer, despite the crazy Frenchies. Or maybe because of them.

Maybe I shouldn't scare off my date so quickly by shooting guns and telling stories about vomit, but, hey, the sooner he knows the real me, the better.

Piano Man put up a fight but his resistance was futile. Hell hath no fury like a drunken girl at her bachelorette party in the mood to sing.

A strong soul recovers from any suffering.

It is very normal for one ugly weed to not want to stand alone.

Practice being excited.

I may not be the most interesting architect, but I'm still out there and have maintained some position of integrity.

Lack of genius never held anyone back. Only time wasted on resentment and daydreaming can do that.

The whole point about thinking brilliantly is about knowing your identity and the favor you have in Christ

Bob Hope, Red Skelton, and Eddie Cantor... help us keep our balance.

Love lasts because it changes and not because it stays the same and never faces any challenges.

Interdependency follows independence.

I decided the moment I graduated from college that I would never wear blue jeans again. And I have never worn blue jeans again.