I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

A grown man should always carry cash, right? I don't know who told me, but someone told me that a long time ago, and the biggest turnoff is when a guy doesn't have cash on him.

Find the heart of it. Make the complex simple, and you can achieve mastery.

Cuddle up. Rain always stops. It always stops. It always does.

To us, there was Bob Dylan, and there was dad. As for what he meant to other people, that was never glorified in our house. There were no accolades there, no gold records.

You don't go to war with the President you want, you go to war with the President you have

ISIS have to be defeated. They have to be defeated militarily. How are we going to do that if we continue to weaken our military?

I am an illusionist - that's why I create art.

Invention is the natural outcome of creative thinking.

I've been shot down so many times, I get altitude sickness just from standing up for myself.