I've never used my weight to get a laugh. That is, used my size as the subject for humor. You never saw me stuck in a door-way or stuck in a chair.

I have more folds than an origami convention.

I don't believe there is any finer mission on earth than just to make people laugh.

I don't weigh a pound over one hundred and eighty and, what's more, I never did.

He was a writer and words were his weapons.

No, ” Shane said. “I’m not leaving you two here alone. We stick together.”“I’m still not kissing you, ” Michael said.“Tease.

Being a good listener is absolutely critical to being a good leader you have to listen to the people who are on the front line.

I like teaching and the contact with young minds keeps one on one's toes, but increasing responsibilities have forced me to shed much of it in recent years.

This morning when I left Mom's parting words were, "Come straight home after school." Wow! Like I'm going to get stoned at 3:30—it doesn't sound so bad at that.

Courage is exhilarating.

Then die. We must all do that. But die, as they say, game.

It's always an enormous pressure when you do a sequel. The demands are so high, and it's expensive.

Quotations can be valuable, like raisins in the rice pudding, for adding iron as well as eye appeal.

My contention is that that style is just as stylized as an ornate style.