I've never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn't know how really great he is.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

Life may not have dealt you a great set of cards... but who says the one with better cards will win?

You are being fashioned into one of two images, either God's or the worlds. Make a choice!

A #GIRLBOSS is someone who's in charge of her own life. She gets what she wants because she works for it.

Believe me... I've made a career out of being the right thing in the wrong space and the wrong thing in the right space. That's one thing... I really do know about.

Thanksgiving creates abundance; and the miracle of multiplying happens when I give thanks-take the just one loaf, say it is enough, and give thanks-and He miraculously makes it more than enough.

Hatred is stronger than friendship.

It's good to be out of your comfort zone. Just don't step out of your gift zone.

If you lose who you are, what do you have?

The truth of history crowds out the truth of fiction - as if one were obliged to choose between them.

When will we make the same breakthroughs in the way we treat each other as we have made in technology?