I've never won an award for anything, and I think it's weird. I mean, that's really cool but it's strange to think you could get an award for acting. I always thought that was strange.

I seem to be able to get along with anybody when I work because I really enjoy being there.

I always wanted to have a career that would keep me at home in New York so I can work in the theater all the time and be involved in the creative process from the ground up.

I try to have all my characters have a sense of humor. To me the most interesting thing is a desperate character. I think desperation is funny.

Growing up, I wasn't an athlete or anything like that. The only place I felt like I belonged was in the theater.

I don't go see big, silly movies. I like small things about regular folks, you know?

I'm not very good in a classroom sort of setting. I never was. I was kind of a clown in high school - got suspended a lot.

I'm getting a lot of uninteresting romantic lead guys that look good and fall in love sort of garbage.

You want a great life? Well, greatness is on the other side of that f***ing wall... don't just go over it, go through it! What are you waiting for?

After 14 months of military service, I had a wife, a child, half an apartment, no car, and no job.

The last time a straight man worked in the fashion industry, we got a fanny pack.

Twas the night before Thanksgiving.

I have always been interested in the concept of ruin.

New Year's resolution: To refrain from saying witty, unkind things, unless they are really witty and irreparably damaging.

The idea of a tax on the ownership of a television belongs in the 1950s. Why not tax people for owning a washing machine to fund the manufacture of Persil?

I think the natural is, for many people, the gateway to something supernatural or otherworldly.

I was all caught up with identifying with certain things. They just weren't very stimulating things.