I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything.

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

Don't duck the most difficult problems. That just ensures that the hardest part will be left when you are most tired. Get the big one done - it's downhill from then on.

Hurry, your imaginary heaven is calling you up, my dear holier-than-thou religious nuts.

One minute of sincere gratitude can wash away a lifetime’s disappointments.

Generosity with strings is not generosity: it is a deal.

The reality is you do not know exactly what is likely to occur tomorrow. Lifetime can be a ridiculous trip, and practically nothing is confirmed.

Well, upon my soul! You are not ashamed to stand there and confess yourself a disgusting drunkard.

Man is not the sum of what he has already, but rather the sum of what he does not yet have, of what he could have.

No one else knows I'm alive, which means they won't notice when I'm gone.

I'm always glad to be offered roles, but wouldn't take any role as this could do you more harm than good, but I've been at what they call 'on the top' as far as being known for twenty years.

I hate not giving the people what they want.