I've often felt depressed; everyone feels depressed.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

The paths you walk in life should always be by design, either consciously or subconsciously.

Honor, without money, is a mere malady.

Antichrist is Mammon's son.

When somebody asks me what I do, I don't think I'd say critic. I say writer.

We thought we were running away from the grownups, and now we are the grownups.

Hip-Hop got turned into Hit Pop, The second a record was number one on the pop charts. But don't skip on the heart, it gotta start in the ghetto, Let no one forget about the hard part.

Dempsey himself said you only spend so much time in the spotlight before they change the bulb. He had a very clever way with words.

Our pluralist society must provide its citizens with the tools to understand religions, their symbols and their practices.

The thing about God, she thought, is that He usually does help, but not until you've made an effort on your own.

If you live in a country run by committee, be on the committee.