I've often written about places that are totally different from anything I know. Sometimes they turn out better.

Most of my songs are about insensitivity of some kind.

If we'd had another carefree 70s, I'd have been dead. It was a little too carefree, you know? I don't know how carefree they were for me, I think I was worried then, I can't remember what about.

But if you're doing something, show up everyday, and something good might happen - it's not going to happen if you don't show up.

I'm pretty proud of my film music in general.

God bless the potholes on Memory Lane.

I like science - geography, meteorology, cosmology.

You've got troubles, I've got 'em too. There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you. We'll stick together to see it through cause you've got a friend in me.

People become who they are. Even Beethoven became Beethoven.

You keep wondering whether people will see that Barack Obama is a liar and not very bright.

Short people got no reason to live.

Finding the book was like kissing a lightning bolt.

We must accept our pain Change what we can and laugh at the rest

In a mad world, it is the mad who are sane.

Happy Cinco de Mayo. In honor of Cinco de Mayo, mayor Bill de Blasio is filling all New York City potholes with guacamole.

Picture your grandmother in Hell, baking pies... without an oven.

Never take away anything if you have nothing better to offer

A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time.

Never thrust your sickle into another's corn.

I think it's both annoying and beneficial that there's so much freedom online.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.