I've played so many historical characters because most horrible dictators are short, fat, middle-aged men.

Actors are just entertainers, even the serious ones. That's all an actor is. He's like a serious Bruce Forsyth.

It's not easy to walk out on a marriage and two young kids, and it's the most difficult thing I've ever had to do.

What we do does not define who we are. What defines us is how well we rise after falling

If you are going to do a film properly you have to give yourself completely to it.

Most dictators were short, fat, middle-aged and hairless. Besides Danny Devito, there's only me to play them.

I've watched films and even forgotten I'm in them.

Monogamy is a possibility - and a necessity. Kids have got to have something they can rely on. You have got to have something you rely on.

I'm a feminist, yes! Very strongly.

I'm very romantic. I've emptied flower shops.

It's your life, live it your way.

Connie, giving her thoughts on why Vinnie's hot temper is less than normal, says: "Lucille must have fed him a Vallium smoothie this morning.

I love Norse mythology - Thor and Odin and Loki - amazing characters.

The big problem is not whether the Bible is true. The big problem is whether it is true in you.

The mounted knight is irresistible; he would bore his way through the walls of Babylon.

No man can really succeed if he doesn't move away from where he was born. I believe it is particularly true for the writer.

I'm the most underdog underdog there is.

A worker's capital is inexhaustible, incapable of being stolen, and bound to pay him a generous dividend all the time.

Mortal man! You've wasted your time mostly with wrong and empty beliefs! And now you have started understanding that most important thing in life is existence!

If only women are talking about women's rights, then the issue has failed from the start. If you think about the Holocaust, that wasn't just a Jewish issue. Civil rights weren't just a black issue.

If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we're both going to say ouch.