I've read your summary." "And?" "It's not incompetent." Be still, my heart, so I don't faint from such faint phrase. "Did you expect it to be written in crayon?

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

Once you have read a book you care about, some part of it is always with you.

When you do great things, Expect greater things. None of your works are done in vain. You will achieve what you set forth to accomplish!

A mother's job is not complete till she has taught and imbibed God's Words, and principles into her kids.

A great piece of comedy is a verbal magic trick.

I lost my brother when he was 30, and that was devastating for me. I don't know if I will ever get over it.

The true joy of humankind is in doing that which is most proper to our nature; and the first property of people is to be kindly affected towards them that are of one kind with ourselves.

You need at least eight or nine men in a ten-man wall.

Elegance is inferior to virtue.

Of all the reasons for wanting to write, the only one that nurtures us through time is love of the work itself.

When we're trying to move on, the moments we go back to aren't dull ones. They're the big moments that meant everything.