I've run into some S.O.B. directors, but I gave them back as good as I got.

Some people thought we were presenting Archie as a false character. President Nixon thought we were making a fool out of a good man.

Vulgar and obscene, the papers run rumors daily about people in show business, tales of wicked ways and witless affairs.

It's the character that is the strongest that God gives the most challenges to. Take your struggles as a compliment.

The wages of pedantry is pain.

Millions of people thought Archie was a happy hero.

I hate pride, but if I were going to be proud of anything it would have to be something I'd done myself. Race pride is kind of stupid.

Nations have come under the control of haters and fools.

Get between your kid and drugs, any way you can, if you want to save the kid's life.

Both my brothers became physicians and I, of course, wandered into a business where the undisciplined are welcome.

Conventional show-biz savvy held that Americans hated to be the objects of satire.

Falling in love is accidental, staying in love is intentional, and growing in love is delightful.

Achievements take leaders' name everywhere. Character keeps those names wherever they reach. A leader with no trust soon fades no matter how far he goes.

If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything.

There's no denying that candy is comfort food and it's affordable.

In aptitude tests, I scored highest in music.

I don't bring God into my life to - to, you know, kind of be a political person.

What tyranny could exceed a tyranny that dictates to the human heart?

A presidential debate is a job interview. And voters look for certain traits in people applying to be president.

I think today you can move ahead working with global companies more than with national governments.

This will wreck you! Today, treat everyone you meet as if they're going to be dead by midnight. extend all the kindness and understanding you can, and do it with no thought of any reward.