I've said it before, and I'll say it again. When you find something at which you have talent, you do that thing (what ever it is) until your fingers bleed or your eyes pop out of your head.

Quiet people have the loudest minds.

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.

The water was glassy and calm, still candy-colored in the afterglow of sunset.

A life without love is like a tree without fruit.

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work.

Outside, daylight was bleeding slowly toward dusk.

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.

People who try hard to do the right thing always seem mad.

The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you were there... and still on your feet.

Old religious dogma attempts to convince you that you are on a journey to God, then makes you pay tolls along that roadway.

The time for careers and passions was gone. Hunger pangs displaced ambition.

Help us, Juli-wan Kenobi, you're our only

Ice skating is very difficult. It takes a lot of discipline and a lot of hard work. It's fun, but you are there on the ice every morning freezing and trying to do these moves and these tricks.

I'm so unhappy with electoral politics that I switched to sports radio.

Advice is like snow--the softer it falls, the deeper it goes.

I tend to think of writing as a more collaborative project than I think some people do.

I'm simultaneously terrified of the thought of existing forever and not existing at all. Wherein is my peace?

One must develop skills that stretch capacities, that make one more than what one is.

Thou shalt not steal-only from other comedians.